So I'm thinkin about dropping out of Baylor and applying to Beef University. This here is the president of Beef University. He just opened up this school and is currently the only member. Daily activities include: Sleeping in, watching tv, cleaning up maybe, watching a movie, socializing, and eating. I'm just kiddin Beef, I know you do other stuff... Anyways, Beef has moved into the DeaN'S house and is takin Waco by storm. This guy knows crappy movies. Wanna see a crappy (in a good way) movie, this guy's your man. In other news, I signed myself up to take a ride around town tomorrow with a cop. They responded to my request fairly quickly, which makes me wonder... with my roommate bein a cop and all. Oh well, it should be fun. Try and get arrested tomorrow around 9:30 or so, we could hang out.

I found this on the kitchen counter the other morning. I ordered TWO free pizzas for my roommate and myself the other day compliments campusfood.com. You do have to pay about $2 for the tip, but the pizza is free. So I ordered it and it came right before my 7-10 PM monday class so I didn't have time to eat any of it. I was sad, but I was happy that I'd get to eat it the next day. Well guess what? Someone owes me a pizza. Be sure to continue down, cause this is a 4 post update! Yeah! 4 posts!!!

The other day, I was sitting in class, not really paying attention until my professor said the word, "methinks." I thought, METHINKS?? Who says that?? Then, I laughed. I had a pretty good laugh to tell you the truth. I think you're pretty much guaranteed that I'll listen to the professor for a couple of seconds if he says Methinks. What a weird frickin word.

If there was one thing I'd like to stop doing, I think it'd be shaving. It's really gettin to be annoying. My face is a real fighter. I keep shavin his hairs off and he just says, "Screw you jackass, I'm growin those hairs back no matter what you do." Why can't it be acceptable to have a full beard that you never trim? I really don't understand this concept. Who decided shaving of the male face was needed? The hair wants to grow. The hair on my head grows. Why shouldn't I shave that? Hair on the face is just an extension of the hair on top of the head. Was there a panel that decided that the sideburns is where you should stop shaving? That that would be normal? Maybe when I'm older. When I retire. I'll just let it grow. That'd be nice, to never shave again. Think of all the extra time I'd have. I'm doin it. Visit me when I'm 80, my beard will be down to the floor.

Hooray!!! That's Ted. He's 2 and a half. Why am I celebrating? My blog had it's birthday this past week as well. One year. That's a long time. If you would like to give my blog a present for it's birthday, you can just give it to me and I'll make sure it gets it. Thanks!

My roommate's solution to the 2+ bags of trash that we had in our kitchen. I took out the trash last time, and I was waiting to see what he was gonna do. So while I was at class today he decided to put the 2+ bags of trash that we had into a larger bag. What? Why? The dumpster really isn't that far. Also, it's ridiculously close to the fridge. I could barely open the door. And now I wait... I wait to see how long it takes him to throw out the big bag. Or maybe he'll wait for 2 more little bags to pile up and put them in a gigantic black bag also. Who knows? This should be interesting. One thing is for sure though... I'm not taking that huge-ass bag out. It must weigh like 40 pounds and will probably break when he tries to carry it down the stairs. I'm slowly learning more and more about this guy. I pretty much met him about 4 weeks ago. I know, it's weird. He's cool though. In other news, I'm getting physical therapy for my knee cause I'm a big pussy. But it's really cool, and you're probably just jealous cause you don't get the little electronic muscle stimulator thing twice a week. I need to purchase one of these things and sit on my butt while it works my body out for me. Well, I gotta go fail my finance test. See ya.

Ya know, I really do think some people are going to get pissed off at this, but I really don't give a crap. Napoleon Dynamite. Have I seen it? No. Have many of my friends? Yes. Now let me explain something to you and everyone out there. Are you quoting this movie non-stop? If you said no, I say, "thank you" to you. BUT, if you said yes, think about this: Do you remember a movie called Austin Powers? I hope you do cause I want you to remember how awesome it was when everyone was quoting that movie. Yes, it's that annoying. Please stop. Now, I know what you're saying, "But you haven't even seen the movie yet you asshole. You're just jealous that you don't get the jokes." Jealous? No. Asshole? Maybe. It's just annoying. That's all I'm saying. Who knows, maybe I'll see this movie someday and quote it for months after. Maybe it's like some sort of disease that you get when you see the movie. Now before you go and get pissed off, realize that I said nothing bad about the movie itself.


On to music. The cd that I have listened to the most this summer without a doubt has to be Bear Vs Shark's "Right now, you're in the best of hands. And if something isn't quite right, your doctor will know in a hurry." This cd is amazing and just keeps growing on me somehow. I must thank Matt Maa again for introducing me to another badass band. That's all for now kids.

Well, the blog's been pretty crappy lately. I've been kinda busy getting used to classes and work and messing up my knee and crap like that. So here's a picture of Joey taking a crap behind some random sign on Baylor campus.