Tuesday, August 02, 2005

I have no internet. I haven't had it for a week or so. So I decided to take time away from my busy day at work and comment on some crap.

I went to austin friday to see some friends. It usually takes about an hour and a half to get to austin. Not friday. It took 3 hours. It sucked ass. There was just a crap load of traffic. I found out later that an 18 wheeler had exploded earlier in the day. Exploded. Seriously. That's awesome. But here's the thing that sucks. I didn't get to see anything. I waited in traffic forever and I didn't see anything. What I mean by this is that I didn't see trucks on fire, cars upside-down, fire trucks upside-down, cops shooting pedestrians, or nothing. Traffic just slowed down, stopped, and then sped up again after a few hours for no apparent reason. Screw that, I want a "reward" after sitting in traffic for that long. I don't want to see people get hurt or anything. I just want to see cars on fire and on their sides so I can drive by and say, "Oh shit, that sucks."

Automatic ice cube makers are kick ass. If you've ever had to make/buy ice you know what I mean. It's such a frickin hassle to make ice. You never know if you should refill it or if it's frozen all the way yet or you just spill it all over the floor bringing it from the sink to freezer.



I don't like this foaming soap shit one bit. It's popping up everywhere and you can't avoid it. Many restaurants are installing these foaming soap dispensers now and I'm pissed. I just don't feel like my hands are getting clean enough from foam. The liquid soap is much better. Fuck the foam.
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