more to come...

hell yeah.
So the Boston Red Sox won the World Series, and I'm as happy as that dude.

Awhile back I decided something. I decided that girls should not be allowed to drive pickup trucks. Cause I think girls can't handle big cars? No, not really. I just don't like it. Now I'll admit that I don't drive the manliest car in the world, but that's ok. It's like a guy driving a new VW bug. It's just weird. So please ladies, no more pickup trucks.

Thanks,
DeLuca

That's what I need. A frickin mustache. Seriously, the world needs more 'stache, and I think that if no one else wants to do it I just might have to. But honestly, I really don't have the growing power to actually produce an all-out badass mustache. I shave two or three times a week and there's never really much hair in the crucial mustache region. So please, someone, grow a damn mustache.

Also, the red sox officially kick ass. I think the yankees are a better team as a whole, but the red sox really need to win. If you don't watch the game tomorrow, you probably don't care about sports at all... or just suck. Watch it.

I realized something the other day as I walked into the bathroom. I realized that this is where a boy becomes a man. It doesn't happen when he turns 21, or shoots his first deer, or when he gets a real job or something stupid like that. NO. It's when he moves up in the bathroom. Moves up from the lower urinal to the higher urinal. This is a very important event in a guy's life. Not only does he get to pee at the big urinal, but he now has the option of peeing at any urinal he wants. Sometimes I like to go to the lower urinal just for fun. It's like a change of pace and good target practice. Now, I know what you're thinking... What about the midgets? These guys will never be able to pee at the higher urinals. Does this mean that they will never become real men? Well... life's a bitch.

So the whole police ride thing kinda sucked. I think the cop didn't like me cause he kept saying that he hated when people ride around with him and that he was used to just being by himself all the time. The best part of the whole thing was when we met up with another cop so they could talk. You know how when you see cops pulled up next to each other and just sit there and do nothing? Yeah, we did that. Well, as soon as the other cop pulled away, my cop got out and took a piss. Right outside the door. It was awesome.

I'm hoping Napoleon Dynamite pulls a Von Dutch and people finally get over it. Seriously, can that movie be quoted again? I don't know if I've heard every line a billion times yet? Oh wait, I have. How about another sorority makes a Napoleon t-shirt? That would be kickass. Once again, I have nothing against the movie. But anyways, remember Von Dutch? Hahaha. What the hell happened to that?



I'm going to Austin this weekend. Why? I don't know. Getting out of the Baylor Bubble for a little bit might be good for my health. Also, I need to study my ass off for a finance test on Monday.

One last thing. I like old people.