That's what I need. A frickin mustache. Seriously, the world needs more 'stache, and I think that if no one else wants to do it I just might have to. But honestly, I really don't have the growing power to actually produce an all-out badass mustache. I shave two or three times a week and there's never really much hair in the crucial mustache region. So please, someone, grow a damn mustache.

Also, the red sox officially kick ass. I think the yankees are a better team as a whole, but the red sox really need to win. If you don't watch the game tomorrow, you probably don't care about sports at all... or just suck. Watch it.