I realized something the other day as I walked into the bathroom. I realized that this is where a boy becomes a man. It doesn't happen when he turns 21, or shoots his first deer, or when he gets a real job or something stupid like that. NO. It's when he moves up in the bathroom. Moves up from the lower urinal to the higher urinal. This is a very important event in a guy's life. Not only does he get to pee at the big urinal, but he now has the option of peeing at any urinal he wants. Sometimes I like to go to the lower urinal just for fun. It's like a change of pace and good target practice. Now, I know what you're thinking... What about the midgets? These guys will never be able to pee at the higher urinals. Does this mean that they will never become real men? Well... life's a bitch.