Yeah, I know. It's been a few weeks... or months since a real post. Well, I came up with something that I've been meaning to put on here for a long time. If you own a personalized/vanity license plate you are probably an asshole. Now, I say "probably" because I have met a very small amount of people that have one and aren't too ridiculous. So I think it's safe to say about 99% of the people with vanity plates suck ass. The point when I realized this was when I was in California and saw this red Ferrari with this license plate:

No shit asshole. Your car goes fast.... and it's red. This guy can probably buy whatever he wants, but he still sucks. Am I jealous of his car? Maybe. But I think he should've gotten this one instead:

Another thing that I noticed in California... I already said that if you own a vanity license plate that you're probably an asshole. Well, it just so happens that there sure are a large quantity of vanity plates in California. You can come up with your own conclusion. Apparently the revenue from the plates in California goes to programs that protect the environment. That's it.

This is what happens when you have an ingrown toenail on both sides. Picture of my current big left toenail. Well, what's left of it. Click if you dare.

Picture of the fucking year.

I have no internet. I haven't had it for a week or so. So I decided to take time away from my busy day at work and comment on some crap.

I went to austin friday to see some friends. It usually takes about an hour and a half to get to austin. Not friday. It took 3 hours. It sucked ass. There was just a crap load of traffic. I found out later that an 18 wheeler had exploded earlier in the day. Exploded. Seriously. That's awesome. But here's the thing that sucks. I didn't get to see anything. I waited in traffic forever and I didn't see anything. What I mean by this is that I didn't see trucks on fire, cars upside-down, fire trucks upside-down, cops shooting pedestrians, or nothing. Traffic just slowed down, stopped, and then sped up again after a few hours for no apparent reason. Screw that, I want a "reward" after sitting in traffic for that long. I don't want to see people get hurt or anything. I just want to see cars on fire and on their sides so I can drive by and say, "Oh shit, that sucks."

Automatic ice cube makers are kick ass. If you've ever had to make/buy ice you know what I mean. It's such a frickin hassle to make ice. You never know if you should refill it or if it's frozen all the way yet or you just spill it all over the floor bringing it from the sink to freezer.



I don't like this foaming soap shit one bit. It's popping up everywhere and you can't avoid it. Many restaurants are installing these foaming soap dispensers now and I'm pissed. I just don't feel like my hands are getting clean enough from foam. The liquid soap is much better. Fuck the foam.

Found this picture from drunken bowling night a long time ago. Jay(Pins McGinty), Me(Fat Bitches), and Hunter (Cock or something like that) all seemed to do better when drunk. And then there's Matt Maa( Mr Miyagi). 32. Shit, that was a fun night.

So I was brushing my teeth and I looked down at the outlet directly to the left of my sink. I notice something that I've never noticed before.

"Test Monthly" What?!? First of all, who the hell can read that? Then, who the hell is going to test this shit monthly? Monthly?? I don't think I've ever tested this outlet and I've lived here for over a year. I wonder if people actually test this crap monthly?
Like, "Hey Stan, wanna go get drunk and pick up chicks tonight?"
"Shiiit mannn, I'd love to, but tonight's my monthly outlet check."
"Awwww, I know how that is."

Seriously, screw you outlet makers.

Next topic:


I hate nickels. They really need to do something about these things. I hate them. Why? They're frickin huge. Almost as big as a quarter. This is insane. They are only worth 5 cents and they're almost as big as the quarter. That's stupid. Dimes are super tiny and they're worth ten cents! Pennies just plain suck. I think that we need to re-think this. That's all I have to say about that. My two cents if you will. I apologize for that last sentence.



I can't wait for the new Bear vs Shark cd to get here. It's gonna kick ass.

Some good fears I found on Phobia Guide

Amychophobia - Fear of scratches
Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Blennophobia - Fear of slime.
Eurotophobia - Fear of female genitalia.
Hobophobia - Fear of bums or beggars. (Derek had this for awhile until he met Charlie).
Panophobia or Pantophobia - Fear of everything.
Papaphobia - Fear of the Pope.
Syngenesophobia - Fear of relatives.

My car about 2 weeks ago.

It sucks, but it should be fixed in about a week. Until then, I'll be in Waco. So give me a call and give me a ride.

Family Guy. The best show ever is back. Sundays at 8:00 I am busy. You should be too. It kicks ass.

Something I realized the other day:

I tend to assume that all dogs are male and all cats are female. I think everyone does this. To see the opposite sex is weird. Especially cats. Actually, I don't think I've ever seen a male cat. When was the last time you saw a cat with a penis? Maybe I'm an idiot, but I would be shocked to see a cat with a penis.

I added a few sections to the right side panel. So check that crap out. I may never update it, but we'll see.

This summer I have decided to run at least 4 times a week. My goal is 6, but 4 is more realistic. I'm not sure how the fact that I drink every night is going to factor into this sorry attempt to be healthy. We'll see.

Does the fact that I make minimum wage bother me? Not really. I do shit at work. Hell, I'm at work right now. $5.15 an hour to listen to my ipod(yes, I bought an ipod), surf the internet, blog about meaningless shit, answer the phone once or twice a day, and take the badass brand new Tahoe that Baylor bought for some crazy reason to get the mail every other day? Sounds pretty damn good to me.

About the ipod. I never thought I'd buy one. In fact the commercials piss me off more than anything on tv right now. The main reason I bought it is because my parents told me that I had to buy something for my birthday. I couldn't think of anything else so I got an ipod. It's ok. Buy one if you have money to waste. It's really not that amazing. Just convenient. Oh yeah, and trendy as balls.

I've been listening to the new Reggie and the Full Effect a lot recently and it is excellent. Go buy it.

Also, I signed up to take a course at MCC(Waco) for the first Summer session. What course you might ask? It's the equivalent of the 2nd required religion here at Baylor University. That's right. I go to the largest Baptist university in the entire world, and here I am taking one of the two required religion classes at another school. Screw you Baylor. Screw you and your religion. If you wanted me to take religion at Baylor, you shouldn't have allowed it transfer over. This excites me. Summer away from home is great. I'm taking only one class, and I'll be working... well, not too hard.



Ok. Something I've been thinking about:
Say you're cold. Do you tell someone to turn the A/C up or down? Up could mean you want the temperature to go up and you are too warm. Or it could mean that you want the A/C to be more powerful. I never know what to say. The end. I guess I'll get back to work now. As you can see, I work pretty hard.

Shaking hands. When did this become so routine? I'll tell ya when. College. I find this very interesting. Before college, guys never really shook hands much. In high school, guys just didn't really touch each other a lot. It was usually either a high five or it was "dont touch me, I'm not a fag." And rarely, you would have the handshake. I realize that it's important in the business world and shit, but nowadays it's just an everyday activity. It's almost as if when you see some dude that you haven't seen in a while you're pretty much obligated to do the handshake. And if you don't it's like, "Fuck that guy, he didn't shake my hand." But it's different with friends that you see every day. I have no idea where the hell I'm going with this. It's just an observation I guess. Holy shit, I think I've done a similar post like this a long time ago. Even with that same picture. If this is true, the blog may be over. I may have nothing else to talk about and I may just have started repeating myself. That would be terrible. Oh well, I don't care. Back on topic here: I could go into the whole hugging girls that are friends, but that's just a science that I will never understand. Miss Julie Janak and I have had many run-ins with this in the past week and it has been excellent. I think way too much. That's my problem.

Now, I finally got the new Circa Survive cd the other day. It kicks ass. Check these guys out.

Oh, and I got an amazing t-shirt made at VikingFest. It is seriously badass. I guess I'll post a picture of it: