For those of you who don't know, that right there is a REAL hummer. Nowadays, all you ever see are these pieces of crap:


Now it's not that these new hummer's are so crappy, it's just that they are everywhere. I swear, every day that I drive somewhere in Austin, I see at least two or three of things. The thing that was great about the original hummer is that you didn't see everyone driving it. It was reserved for men who have a lot of money and like to drive over smaller objects. I saw a nice, little, middle-aged soccer mom driving one of those H2 pieces of crap. What are you doing???!!?!? Get outta there!! Go drive a minivan!!! Or a suburban!!! Well, all I can say is that Hummer has officially ruined the Hummer and it's name.