I saw somebody walking around campus with an umbrella today. She wasn't carrying it, she had it open and above her head like it was raining. What? Why? It wasn't raining. It was cloudy, maybe a little windy, but definitely not raining. I just checked the weather channel. 0% chance of rain. 0%. Sure, it was chilly, but I can't find any reasonable use for an umbrella on a day like today. And wouldn't she notice that she's the only dumbass with an umbrella? Also, there was some dude walking with her. What is he thinking? Why wouldn't he ask her, "Hey, what's the deal with the frickin umbrella?" Maybe she's trying to start a new umbrella trend or something. Whatever her reason is for the umbrella, she's a moron.